Projects

Systems

rally

Your family command center. Coordinate schedules, plan dinners, and tackle todos together.

tsundoku

積ん読 — acquiring books and letting them pile up unread. A self-hosted OPDS catalog, upload UI, and KOReader-compatible progress sync server on one Cloudflare Worker.

kosync-conformance

KOReader's sync protocol went eight years without a spec. This is one, with every claim cited to source, plus a zero-dependency verifier that tells you where your server disagrees.

scram

Cloudflare has no hard spending limit. This is the missing kill switch: it prices your account's usage every 15 minutes and shuts everything off before the bill runs away.

rx

Receive-only comms for when the infrastructure isn't. Provisions a ClockworkPi uConsole go-box with SDR, LoRa mesh, and GPS-disciplined time that holds without a network.

reveille

Your morning briefing when the network is on fire. Plaintext weather alerts, grid status, and local emergency feeds that load on degraded cell networks.

Machine learning

voxthief

Steals every word off the airwaves. Transcribes and notifies on consumer hardware using whisper.cpp

tattoo

The evening counterpart to reveille. Watches a curated set of feeds, pulls the full content behind each new item, and uses an LLM to separate substance from filler.

Applications and tools

lgtm

Looks good to me. Approve Claude Code from the couch: a Miyoo Mini Plus chimes when an agent wants permission, shows what it wants and why, and takes an A or a B.

leverage

Exploits Kalshi mispricing for profit. The math is sound. The vibes are immaculate.

hotslice

A hot take, one slice at a time. Turn Markdown into slide decks from the CLI, a web UI, or an MCP server.

puffin

A lightweight baby tracking dashboard for the early days. Track feedings, diapers, and health.

yeet

A simple file upload service with memorable URLs. Files auto-expire after 7 days. Runs on Cloudflare Workers + R2.

pineapple

A sweet and tart resume generator. Converts Markdown files into modern PDF resumes parsable by AI/ATS systems.

twobraincells

A minimally viable CSS library for text-first, accessible, resource intelligent websites.

Hardware

knee-deep-in-the-crib

A baby's night light that plays DOOM. Custom firmware for the Nanit Light & Sound: E1M1 as a chiptune with the lamp flashing red on the beat, "dOOM" on the clock, and a shotgun-and-BFG interlude between loops.

patrIoT

Daily AI generated patriotic images on the Adafruit MagTag e-ink display.

loam

A soil moisture sensor built on the Adafruit QT Py ESP32. Keeps your plants alive so you don't have to think about it.

fridgefriend

Tamagotchi-style companion built for the Adafruit MagTag e-ink display. Play, pet, feed, and put your dino to sleep.

Smaller things

kunnandi

From Old Norse for "knowledge." A living repository of dictum.

duck

An HTML-based URL shortener for static sites. Run it out of places like GitHub Pages.

whelp

The Mythical Mammal-Month. A single-page web app that applies Brooks's Law to the animal kingdom using real gestation periods.

stayinalive

Conway's Game of Life with disco visuals in your terminal. Keeps your Mac awake so the party never stops.

bonk

A bouncing DVD logo screensaver for Windows.

Inactive

textmaxxing

Your SMS grindset coach. Touching grass optional. Enables SMS conversations with Claude via Twilio.

promptchad

Web UI to test prompts across multiple AI providers and compare results.

test-sec-flags

Performance testing of security-oriented compilation flags for Arch Linux.