Projects

rally

Your family command center. Coordinate schedules, plan dinners, and tackle todos together.

voxthief

Steals every word off the airwaves. Transcribes and notifies on consumer hardware using whisper.cpp

leverage

Exploits Kalshi mispricing for profit. The math is sound. The vibes are immaculate.

hotslice

A hot take, one slice at a time. Turn Markdown into slide decks from the CLI, a web UI, or an MCP server.

puffin

A lightweight baby tracking dashboard for the early days. Track feedings, diapers, and health.

reveille

Your morning briefing when the network is on fire. Plaintext weather alerts, grid status, and local emergency feeds that load on degraded cell networks.

tattoo

The evening counterpart to reveille. Watches a curated set of feeds, pulls the full content behind each new item, and uses an LLM to separate substance from filler.

stayinalive

Conway's Game of Life with disco visuals in your terminal. Keeps your Mac awake so the party never stops.

patrIoT

Daily AI generated patriotic images on the Adafruit MagTag e-ink display.

yeet

A simple file upload service with memorable URLs. Files auto-expire after 7 days. Runs on Cloudflare Workers + R2.

fridgefriend

Tamagotchi-style companion built for the Adafruit MagTag e-ink display. Play, pet, feed, and put your dino to sleep.

loam

A soil moisture sensor built on the Adafruit QT Py ESP32. Keeps your plants alive so you don't have to think about it.

bonk

A bouncing DVD logo screensaver for Windows.

whelp

The Mythical Mammal-Month. A single-page web app that applies Brooks's Law to the animal kingdom using real gestation periods.

pineapple

A sweet and tart resume generator. Converts Markdown files into modern PDF resumes parsable by AI/ATS systems.

duck

An HTML-based URL shortener for static sites. Run it out of places like GitHub Pages.

twobraincells

A minimally viable CSS library for text-first, accessible, resource intelligent websites.

rx

Receive-only comms for when the infrastructure isn't. Provisions a ClockworkPi uConsole go-box with SDR, LoRa mesh, and GPS-disciplined time that holds without a network.

kunnandi

From Old Norse for "knowledge." A living repository of dictum.

textmaxxing (inactive)

Your SMS grindset coach. Touching grass optional. Enables SMS conversations with Claude via Twilio.

promptchad (inactive)

Web UI to test prompts across multiple AI providers and compare results.

test-sec-flags (inactive)

Performance testing of security-oriented compilation flags for Arch Linux.